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jna seems confused, disorientated
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- Ask jna if he wants to go for coffee
- Ask jna about recent project
- Inquire as to how few hours of sleep jna may have had.
- Check paper.
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jna is stumbling or tripping
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- If a good song is playing and jna is dancing: Count the number of people in jna's way. Divide by two. They will move shortly.
- Sand the floor.
- Inquire as to how few hours of sleep jna may have had.
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jna won't stop talking about something
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- See if you can discuss something jna doesn't know. He'll probably listen.
- Attempt to change the subject
- Offer jna some of his current food craving.
- When all else fails, push reset or unplug jna
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jna is listless, unresponsive
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- Check Power.
- Make sure switch is turned to 'on'.
- Be sure all option cards are fully seated.
- Check reserve coffee level.
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jna is screaming deleriously
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- See if jna has something due soon.
- See if jna is cramming for a midterm.
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jna is not wearing black
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- Check laundry basket.
- If overflowing, give jna quarters for the washing machine.
- See if jna had to go to a job interview.
- See if jna has to go home on holiday.
- Perhaps jna is in the shower? wait a moment.
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